Frank from Eldorado, ON:

From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:

abalone: description of a statement which is judged to be untrue.
lagoon: hockey player of French extraction, with propensity for obnoxious behaviour.
nuance: opposite of “old ones”.
spokesman: person who repairs bicycle wheels.

fox in the henhouse: poultry in commotion.

Which reminds me. We know that Lindsay is quite a chick, alas, she is the low hen
in the Hollywood pecking order.

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