Calvin from Edmonton:
The gospel of John records the story of Jesus turning water into wine at a wedding that had run out of wine. Not as well-known is that at the same wedding, they also ran out of cheese (it was a wine and cheese affair). Jesus performed a similar miracle for that. As you know, for the wine miracle, Jesus had servants fill jars with water and take them to the wine steward, who on tasting it found it to be better wine than what had already been served. Well for the second miracle he had servants load rectangular bricks and round stones of various sizes onto boards and bring them to the party’s food coordinator. On seeing a fully prepared fete du fromage appear before him the chief caterer simply exclaimed, “Cheeses sliced!

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