Frank from Eldorado:

From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary (pertaining to the Theory of Relativity):

claimant: female “relative” who asserts that she is the sister or sister-in-law of one’s mother or father.
truant: female relative who IS the sister or sister-in-law of one’s mother or father.
carbuncle: brother or brother-in-law of one’s mother or father on sugar-free diet.

ALSO

Press release: the generals of the U.S. Army expressed their tanks to the Pentagon for supplying new armoured vehicles.

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