Andrew from Dugald, MB:

Fencing is definitely not for the feint of heart.

Which Greek philosopher first realized the benefits of drinking dairy products? Milkcrates. (Totally based on the common mispronunciation of Socrates)

What did the Japanese greenskeeper do when Tiger Woods complained about the state of the fairways?
He fell on his own sward.

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