Andrew from Dugald:

Do the ice wine makers of Niagara walk around in their vintner under-vear come January?

When historians look back on the economic meltdown of 2009, they won’t be kind to all these robber baron millionaires. As so many will get verbally tossed on the scrap heap of history, will these future critics create mountains out of moguls?

In some parts of Germany, a medieval attitude still exists towards slavery. In fact there are reports that if you are a small, gnarled little person, you can still be enslaved to work in the garden! Its’ true what they say: a man’s gnome is his vassal.

Title of a play about a group of old geezers who overcome ED with little blue pills: “All swell, that ends swell“. It could be set in the Viagra Penisula (hopefully I’m still a member in good standing).

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