Dear Pungents, I’m in New Zealand and hungry for, nay demanding, puns associated with my temporary home. ~Peter, Wellington, NZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Want to know about New Zealand? Look it up on Kiwipedia!”
2) “I bought a kiwi at a silent auckland.”
3) “If I move to Wellington, I’m going to run for Maori.”
4) “Didn’t the Beatles write a song about the Isle of Taxman?”
5) “Will New Zealanders ever get over their constitutional confusion? Let’s Wait an gi.”
6) “Punsters love New Zealand. Didn’t Peter Jackson film Lord of the Zings there? (The shoot was well orcanized, and the films quite ent-ertaining.)”
7) “The way they treated the aboriginals is absolutely appolynesian.”

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