Dear Pungents, can you think of one that somehow integrates Nickelback and how much they suck? P.S. it has to be extra witty. ~Jamie, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Nickelback offends all five centses.”
2) “They should have called the song Fyodor on the Floor – b/c it’s a crime and punishment.”
3) “What made me stop listening to Nickelback? All the right reasons.”
4) “The only reason I don’t plant my fist in Chad Kroeger’s face, is that I’d want my knuckles back.“
5) “Feces how you remind me of what I really am…”

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