Dear Pun Gents, I'm handing out crab mallets as favors for a bridal shower with a crab-cake recipe. Need a clean pun related to crab mallet, crabcakes, and marriage. ~Lauren, Lawrence, KS
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mallet-adjusted behaviour
- Pre-nuptial claws
- Don't put up with any crab!
- You can't be shellfish in marriage.
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