Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun involving mobsters. ~Timothy, Mount Morris, NY
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Why did Tony kill his Amway supplier? The Soap ran out.
- Mobster puns are the corleone-ist.
- Movie about the death of a mobster: Don to Dust
- Mobsters are pansies: they act so Sicily.
- Mobster porn: Good Phallus.