Dear Pun Gents, I have to do a best man speech for guy who is interested in model railways, loves Top Gun and eats loads of bacon – any decent ideas? ~Ed, Ripon, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- She'll have him at her bacon call.
- His fiance trained him well.
- He's a railly lucky guy.
- When I heard he was getting married I thought he had a loco motive.