Andrew from Dugald:
African pasta? Serenghetti.
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Once a year, all the lions get together and go to a salon. They get their manes brushed and their claws sharpened… but always in that order – and they’re always pleased with the results. Pride combeth before a file, they say!
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Why do cannibals get away with eating their fellow humans?
Because nobody holds them ac-cannable for their actions.
Frank says “More for your cannibals collection.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
‘Mitre-box Redux:’ One headline you DIDN’T see was exactly how one of the Catholic leaders tried to convince Ratzinger that he should become the Pope: “Cardinal Eggs Benedict.” When he speaks well (and he does) he offers us Bene-diction.
Andrew says, “I believe in volume punning, sooner or later, like a monkey at a typewriter, some of them HAVE to be funny.”
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Ernest Hemingway wanted to catch a really big fish, so first he put a great seabird on his line and cast it in…..no bites. Then he tried putting on one of the big cats from Africa….still no luck. At last, all he had left was a skunk, which he attached to his line and put overboard. All of a sudden, a Great White Shark swooped in and snatched all 3 creatures in one gulp. He took the bait, Auk, Lion and Stinker.
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The nieces and nephews of Israeli Prime Minister Sharon and his wife, Anna, always have
excellent radio and television reception. You know why?
Because they have Ariel and Aunt Anna.
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Little known fact: King Arthur’s table was made of Mountain Ash, thus it should be called the Rowan Table.
Speaking of which, almost lost to history was Sir Fetchalot….he was the Errand Knight.
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What kind of phone service is most popular in the Persian Gulf
Call Kuwait-ing
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What did the boy scout say after fixing somebody’s broken bicycle horn?
“Beep repaired!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
What is the compulsive gambler’s definition of Paradise?
Having a pair o’ dice. (And that’s no crap!)
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
There was a Curdish milkmaid who couldn’t decide on her career path. Should she go into cheese making or continue milking cows? She didn’t know if she should go one whey or the udder.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
In the springtime, trees are leaving in groves!
Calvin says, “I know you guys like the long build-up, but there’s a place for pithy puns too, eh.”
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