Marty from Toronto:
We all know what happens when you fall asleep, but what happens when sleep falls on you?
You are under a rest!
Marty says “I have been saving this puppy for a special occasion.”
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What did I tell to people who laughed when I fell and broke my arm?
“Stop laughing! It’s not humerus!”
And they tell me “You’re too punny!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
The Royal Canadian Mint is pleased to announce a new 20-cent coin. A spokesman for the Mint said, “We want to change the way people think about money… it’s a whole new paradigm.”
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A bank set in the old wild west up in the Sierra Nevada would be high and loansum?
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Marty says, “Zing!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Craig from Toronto:
Our first visual PunPal submission!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
How can one describe a ghost in Paris, France?
Apparition.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When sailors are learning to navigate between Alaska and Russia, are they
told to just keep Bering Strait?
Juneau the one about the Alaskan castaway? After days at sea, he thought
he saw an island covered with golden syrup….imagine his disappointment
when he realized it was all an optreacle Aleutian!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
What do you call a Prime Minister who has become a ghost of his former influential self?
Pall Martin.
“A timely one for Canadians, perhaps.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
What was the name of the U.S. Senator who held up Senate procedures by speaking for hours?
Phillip Buster.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Marty from Toronto:
What does a midget play golf with?
His Minnie Driver!
Marty says, “more for your ‘sporting midgets’ collection…”
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