Marty from Toronto:
What do midgets surf on?
Microwaves!
Marty says, “Thanks guys, love your site.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
says, “another themed European Capital pun for your collection”
How do audiences treat an untalented and annoying stand-up comic in the Hungarian capital?
They boo da pest!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
Where does the Pope keep his hat?
In a miter-box.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
What do you use to package up Lord of the Rings videos?
Sauron Wrap, of course.
(5 votes, average: 1.60 out of 5)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
Brigg says, “Some geography puns dedicated to your latest punshine girl and fellow geographer.”
What is little-known superhero Captain Canada’s only weapon? The Canadian Shield.
When geographers can’t find what they’re looking for, do they shed a gazetteer?
Could a glacial explorer who was a fan of derrieres be said to ‘crevasse’? (you know,
‘crave ass’)
What do cartographers (i.e. mapmakers) use to chop wood? Y-axis, of course. (you know, ‘why, axes’)
Why does no one like rude cartographers? Because they’ve got a bad latitude.
Atlas, I’m finished.
Brigg also says, “I just googled Captain Canada, and he actually exists – who knew?”
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What does a Peeping Tom think as he ends his day?
Home is the voyeur home from the see ..
Ben says, “adapted from ‘Home is the warrior home from the sea ….’Robert Louis Stevenson’s Requeim“
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Brother John was the only monk who carried a prayerbook filled with
humourous and clever Biblical commentaries. Yes, his breviary was the
sole of wit.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Would the ultra-sound lab in the hospital have a sign over the door: Womb with a View?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sherry from Dugald, MB:
Shouldn’t there be a line of maternity clothes called Fruit of the Womb?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
Why did the wife of the extremely hairy cross-dresser got annoyed with him?
Because he was wearing hersute.
If a person who eats vegetables is called a vegetarian, could a cannibal be called a humanitarian?
Frank says, “The second one isn’t a pun.”
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