Timo from Victoria:
Reporter asks the Quebec premier, “When you go to see the Queen will you
talk about Quebec separation?”
Premier: “Absolutely not! But when the butler shows up with refreshments
I’ll talk about sovereign tea.”
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Would a punny priest with a cheesy sense of humour be an irReverend Muenster?
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Switzerland’s great psychologist had a fondness for cheese, but had to steer clear of Dutch varieties as they stained his hands. Sad to say, but only the gouda dye Jung.
Andrew says, “I can see the arguments, these puns are full of holes, but don’t be too harsh, I camembert it much longer.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
What’s a roofer’s favourite type of scotch?
Shingle malt, of course.
Brigg says, “another submission from Brigg.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
What’s a roofer’s favourite type of scotch?
Shingle malt, of course.
Brigg says, “another submission from Brigg.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
What do you call a red-headed girl whose brain chemistry tells her that
her parents are never coming home?
Little Endorphin Annie.
CT says, “I had to fiddle with the setup – before it was ‘what do you call a red-headed girl with hyperactive brain chemicals’?.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
What do you call a red-headed girl whose brain chemistry tells her that
her parents are never coming home?
Little Endorphin Annie.
CT says, “I had to fiddle with the setup – before it was ‘what do you call a red-headed girl with hyperactive brain chemicals’?.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
Father to son: “Would you like to accompany me to the Himalayas and be my
climbing guide?”
Son to father: “Sure pa!“
Ron says, “Love your site!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
Father to son: “Would you like to accompany me to the Himalayas and be my
climbing guide?”
Son to father: “Sure pa!“
Ron says, “Love your site!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Loretta from Unionville:
The burning blister does not care about the discomfort and inconvenience it causes its host. It is a soulless cystic.
Loretta says, “When do the PunPal t-shirts come out?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Loretta from Unionville:
The burning blister does not care about the discomfort and inconvenience it causes its host. It is a soulless cystic.
Loretta says, “When do the PunPal t-shirts come out?”
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