Brandy from Toronto:
What do you call an overly emotional gangster movie?
The Passion of the Heist!
Brandy says: “You really should hire me.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Genny from Toronto:
If you’re Canadian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
European! (You’re a-peein)
Genny says, “I saw you on Speakers Corner… very funny. I’ve been showing your site to the girls around work and one of them suggested this pun from her son. It made me laugh, but may need some work – Canadian part is a kind of confusing. Also, such ‘pun’ful possibilities with your names Rhain and Pat… coincidence or destiny?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Is an ungulate with only one partner considered monogaMoose?
Andrew says, “Oh deer, you must think me quite hart-less!I never thought I’d be such a ne’er-doe-well……it behooves me to quit before I get be-hind.”
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What do (francophone) cannibals eat for breakfast? Des yeux brouilles!
Marc says: “I recently read your cannibal puns. Very well done, but I couldn’t help noticing
a francophone equivalent to the ‘scrambled legs’ pun.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chris from Toronto:
What do you call a woman who is tricked into marrying a transition metal?
Mrs. Lead!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
Vegetarians of the world, lets meat together.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, Manitoba:
As Mick Jagger was hiking through the highlands, he came across a shepherd being mauled by a female sheep…..not knowing what else to do, he yelled: “Hey! Ewe! Get off of McLeod!“
Andrew says: “This isn’t original, but it’s for all those Scotsmen oot there!”
also-
“I gotta stop punning behind the wheel.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
At what popular Chinese food restaurant has the age-old multitasking standard with respect to bubble gum been taken to a new extreme?
Man-Chew/Walk.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Voula from Toronto:
What’s the coldest city in Italy?
Nippoli!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
Computer analysis gobbledygook? It’s all geek to me.
Calvin says: “Maybe not too original, but this just came to mind.”
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