Dear Pungents, I know a ‘kitchen’ is where bad taste ends and good taste begins, but can we have some more puns about that arooma of my condoment? ~Paul, Bethesda, Maryland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Before eating your words, how should you cook them? With a my-crow-wave!”

2) (for linguists only) “How can you add a flavourful accent to your plates? Put them in the de-schwa-sher!”

3) “Speaking of which, is Justin Timberlake more qualified to be a dishwasher or a solo artist? Let’s just say he was better off In Sink!”

4) “Do rodentivores enjoy stoat-top stuffing? Yes – it can be prepared in a very weaselable amount of time.”

5) “At breakfast do cannibals like toes with jam?”

6) “Do jocks prefer drinking out of cups?” (POW)

7) “Were Hansel and Gretel initiated into the witches oven (coven)?”

8) “Boy these kitchen jokes are tasteless – someone must have put ’em in a blander.”

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