Dear Pungents, I need a headline/title for an article about public transportation (bus system) and how dirty and gross it is. Please ‘transfer’ me to the right person! ~Joshua, Ottawa, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) From public transit to ‘pube-lice’ transit

2) Fare is foul!

3) Metro-city atrocity: riding the vomit comet

4) Filthy, grimy transit = bad for bus-iness

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