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Dear Pungents, my first grand-daughter, Zoe, was born on Feb 10. She is an Aquarius, born in the year of the rooster. Her parents are the Smiths. Got any puns? ~ Ken, Ottawa, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “She was born in the year of the rooster – I know it because I’m a Zoe-ologist!”

2) “It’s the year of the cock, and Team Smith has added Zoe to their rooster.”

3) “Born in February, Zoe’s already got a zest for knowledge – I know she’ll be a-query-us child!”

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