Dear Pungents, with the recent coverage of the Vatican’s decision to back exorcism studies for their priests, I was hoping you could give me some devilish puns! An exorcism course – what could’ve possessed them? ~ Joe, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “A man who’s possessed is also constipated – he’s got the loo-suffer!”
2) “Sick with demons? My grandma would have them gargoyle with salt water!”
3) “Exorcism course at Vatican U? Is that mandatory or hell-ective?”