SATANIC SNAPPERS

Dear Pungents, with the recent coverage of the Vatican’s decision to back exorcism studies for their priests, I was hoping you could give me some devilish puns! An exorcism course – what could’ve possessed them? ~ Joe, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “A man who’s possessed is also constipatedhe’s got the loo-suffer!”

2) “Sick with demons? My grandma would have them gargoyle with salt water!”

3) “Exorcism course at Vatican U? Is that mandatory or hell-ective?”

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