Dear Pungents, I need some cow puns to use at a dunk tank. ~Joe, Saginaw, Michigan

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Cows at a dunk tank? This is udder disaster! What’s the meating of this?”

2) “Knock him down! He’s bad to T-bone!”

3) “Will the cow fall into the tank? He’ll just have to brisket.”

4) “Always dunk your milk.“

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