Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Natural Resources officers in Manitoba can’t figure out why 2,000 pounds of wild game was dumped on the middle of the Trans-Canada Highway. Despite the weight, they figure it was done by only one person. It was clearly an A Ton o’ Moose Act.
Watching a line of geese cross the road, I was surprised to see the last one with an umbrella. Then I realized he must be the brolly gaggler.
It’s absolutely safe to put old lions together with sheep. When they loose their teeth, its a case of nothing dentured, nothing maimed.