MATHED MARVEL

Dear Pungents, could I please get a pun about math? ~Derek, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “What happens when you put together two rolls of single-ply toilet tissue? They multi-ply.”

2) “Which mathematician liked bearskin rugs? Fermat.”

3) “Before Leibniz and Newton, mathematicians were racist. There was no integration.” (play on words)

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