Andrew from Dugald:
When Tony Orlando and Dawn baked bread together, what did they sing as they added the yeast to the flour?
“Oh, my candida, we can bake it together……”

I used to work in the land titles office and my boss liked to add a little dash and flair to the unadorned documents. His motto?
No good deed goes un-panached!

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