Dear Pungents, I just saw you on Speakers Corner… I want a pun about – YOUR MOTHER! ~Mark, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1) “Your mother’s so stew-pita [stupid], she runs a soup + falafel place!”

2) “Your mother’s so ogle-y [ugly], she looks at other men!”

3) “Your mother’s sofa-@ [fat], she has her own couch website!”

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