Dear Pun Gents, I’m joining my husband’s fantasy football league. I’m the first female to join. They consider themselves a “competitive league with serious players”, but I intend to bust their balls all season. But first, I need a team name that’ll break the “boys only” ice, something hilarious with lots of “new girl” wit. Sexually explicit? Well of course! Thanks! ~Crystal, San Diego, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Scoring All Night
- Kicking Your Balls
- Out of Your League
- Don’t Touch Down There
- Clash of the Tight Ends
- Bringing Slotty Back
- Ballroom Blitz
- Say My Namath
- Ass Interference