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Puns tagged ‘fantasy football’:

08/24/12

OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m joining my husband’s fantasy football league. I’m the first female to join. They consider themselves a “competitive league with serious players”, but I intend to bust their balls all season. But first, I need a team name that’ll break the “boys only” ice, something hilarious with lots of “new girl” wit. Sexually explicit? Well of course! Thanks! ~Crystal, San Diego, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scoring All Night
  2. Kicking Your Balls
  3. Out of Your League
  4. Don’t Touch Down There
  5. Clash of the Tight Ends
  6. Bringing Slotty Back
  7. Ballroom Blitz
  8. Say My Namath
  9. Ass Interference
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