DO THESE GENES MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our genetic research engineering team (GRET). ~Hilary, Ann Arbor, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Expect GRET Things
  2. The Chromozone
  3. Helix the World
  4. Slogan: We don’t XY. We just do it.
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DRIER SENSE OF HUMOR

Dear Pun Gents, We need a funny/suggestive/witty team name for a washer-pitching contest. ~Logan, Lubbock, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Appliance Science
  2. Tossed My Load
  3. Spinning Club
  4. Cyclepaths
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CHAMELEON OVER SOME TIME

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a veiled chameleon (unsure about whether it’ll be male or female). I’m a complete and total biology nerd, so feel free to be all kinds of nerdy with it! ~Renee, Kent, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Chameflage
  2. Mister Hide
  3. Chame Milo T[ea]
  4. Disguys [if you had two of them]
  5. Masquito
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GLOBAL WARNING

Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a class project at college. Theme: the environment. I’m doing an ad campaign to make people aware of the issues. I feel that using puns would make my posters more appealing. And so I need puns on topics such as global warming, climate change, vandalism, litter, pollution etc. ~Jenna, Manchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Are you illitterate?
  2. We should strive for 0% litteracy.
  3. Agreen with me yet?
  4. I prefer my ice caps frozen.
  5. Our future. Let’s planet better.
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HIRED EDUCATION

Dear Pun Gents, I am in Human Resource Management class and we have to come up with group names. I need of something fun and relevant. Thanks! ~Lisa, Jacksonville, Fla

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hired Education
  2. Menagement: A Fun Office Threesome
  3. Hunan Resources [for Chinese labour issues]
  4. Job Specs: We See Clearly
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WEDDING THE APPETITE

Dear Pun Gents, my sister's bachelorette party is in San Francisco. A random group is going – some bridesmaids, some friends. I need something fun and creative to put on the t-shirts. ~Liz, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Marriage, You Wanna?
  2. You're Making Me Wed
  3. Go For a Bride With Me
  4. Silicone Valley Girls

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BALLISTIC BRIDES

Dear Pun Gents, need a softball team name for our pre-wedding interfamily game (bride's side).  Any ideas? ~Dana, Kenosha WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Catcher If You Can
  2. Lineup at the Altar
  3. Wedding Pitchers
  4. Batting Her Eyes

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GOOD TIDE-INGS!

Dear Pun Gents, I'm chairing a school charity auction with an ocean beach/seashore theme and need some good plays on word for written communications to parents/donors. ~D, Washington DC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Seas the day!
  2. We are surfing the community.
  3. Sand money now.
  4. We'll be selling tide-dyed shirts

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PRETTY HOT BEACHES

Dear Pun Gents, nine girls are moving into a college campus house and all the houses have short funny names that are painted on signs (eg: Tequila Mockingbird, etc.) We live on Beach street so anything with that, or nine girls or kites (our sorority symbol is a kite). Thanks!  ~Bonnie, Columbus, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. 'Neuf Said [if you speak French]
  2. Kite Club
  3. Pledger Island
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