Dear Pungents, I am working at a camp and the theme is Western. I’d love some Western-themed puns- cowboys, rodeos, farmers, etc. thanks! ~Rachel, Winfield, British Colombia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “At the pervert rodeo you can either buck a bronco or grope a calf.”
2) “Who was the fattest lawman in the West? Wide Earp!”
3) “There was a fight at the saloon, and the troublesome cowpolk was forcibly removed by the bartender. In fact it was a shooed-out.”
4) “There was one legend who was often mocked and disrepected long after his wild days were through. He even had his car vandalized in a parking lot. Poor old Billie the Keyed.”
5) “Do pervert cowboys get their jollies at the cattle raunch?”