Dear Pun Gents, I am having a party and am having a little person serve “odwarfs” and beverages. I need a pun for when he is asking if anyone needs a drink. He will be wearing a large sombrero filled with chips. ~Jason, Kansas City, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- No drinks. But do you have anything two feet on?
- Shrimp Cocktail
- Coffee w/ half and half and Sweet N Low
- Smurf Martini
- Vodka. Just a squirt.