Dear Pungents, a coworker of mine is stuck in Vancouver waiting to test a software project which – because of our supervisor – is months past due and doesn’t seem to be coming along. What can he say to our boss to get his ass moving on the project? ~ Eric, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “You’re moving slower than my programma!”
2) “Is this beta-testing or wait-a-testing?”
3) “This software delay is an unbearable wait on my folders!”
4) “If you ever leave this job, you can put on your resume that you were a ‘computer notwork supervisor’.”