Dear Pungents, my friend and I run an arts and crafts program for street youth at our church and are looking for pun ideas to attract the kids to our craft table (and away from the video games table, basketball court and eating area). What can we say and do to lure the youth to us? ~ Jo, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Tonight’s activity is macrame – something weave all been waiting for!”

2) “Making bracelets – you can’t bead it!”

3) “If you won’t carve wood with us then whittle you do?”

4) “What’s better than smoking up? Getting soap-stoned!”

5) “Stop playing Tomb Raider, and meet the real Lara Craft.”

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