Dear Pungents, we just had a baby and have received a ton of flowers with no place to put them. How do I get people to stop giving us flowers? ~ Rob, Kingston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Now that I’m a father I see life has taken on a vased new meaning.”

2) “Perhaps you’ll stop sending flowers if I tell you it was an unplant pregnancy?”

3) “No need for flowers – our angel’s already cute as a botany.”

4) “Another bouquet? Leaf us alone! Water you doing? Soily, you must joking!”

5) “Babies? flowers? I feel daisied and confused!”

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