Dear Pungents, I instruct a weekly spinning class and am in need of funny ways to motivate my cyclists to push themselves. I need to tell them to stop slacking – but in a nice way! ~ Alex, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “You wanna be strong like Popeye – get the spin-itch!“

2) “You want results now, then you have to pay the price now, not later – this ain’t no credit card-io class!“

3) “This isn’t easy – so get your ‘hard’ rate up!“

4) “I’ll have to call you Pansy – those ain’t no flower pedals!“

5) “Your connections won’t help you in my class – I’m immune to influence pedalling!”

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