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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘the little people’:

04/17/09

I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/21/09

Midgets… knee high say more?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/08/09

Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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03/01/09

What’s a midget’s favourite TV show? hAlf.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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02/13/09

How do midgets downlow their music?

Off of HiTunes!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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12/15/08

Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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05/30/08

Midget jokes are an example of smalltzy humour. However they are but one item in our wee punnery.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/18/08

Latest from the celeb rumour mill: Josh Growban wants to stop midget advancement.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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05/04/08

Does the King of Midgets rely on inchmen do to his bidding?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/23/08

Midgets make the best size-smallogists. They detect smurfquakes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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