If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
THE PUNOFF HAS BEEN MOVED INDOORS DUE TO THE WEATHER. THE WEBCAST MAY BE AFFECTED.
Some little people are underachievers. Their minds go to waist.
I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.
Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
Are midgets mean?
Yes. They like to be little.
What does a little person yell on a rollercoaster?