When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
THE PUNOFF HAS BEEN MOVED INDOORS DUE TO THE WEATHER. THE WEBCAST MAY BE AFFECTED.
Some little people are underachievers. Their minds go to waist.
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.