When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
THE PUNOFF HAS BEEN MOVED INDOORS DUE TO THE WEATHER. THE WEBCAST MAY BE AFFECTED.
Some little people are underachievers. Their minds go to waist.
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
Little people… knee high say more?