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Puns tagged ‘the little people’:

04/17/09

I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/21/09

Midgets… knee high say more?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/08/09

Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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03/01/09

What’s a midget’s favourite TV show? hAlf.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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02/13/09

How do midgets downlow their music?

Off of HiTunes!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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12/15/08

Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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05/30/08

Midget jokes are an example of smalltzy humour. However they are but one item in our wee punnery.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/18/08

Latest from the celeb rumour mill: Josh Growban wants to stop midget advancement.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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05/04/08

Does the King of Midgets rely on inchmen do to his bidding?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/23/08

Midgets make the best size-smallogists. They detect smurfquakes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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