If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
THE PUNOFF HAS BEEN MOVED INDOORS DUE TO THE WEATHER. THE WEBCAST MAY BE AFFECTED.
Some little people are underachievers. Their minds go to waist.
Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
Little people… knee high say more?
Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.
Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.