Where do little people terrorists live? Halfghanistan.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
Midgets… knee high say more?
Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
What’s a midget’s favourite TV show? hAlf.
How do midgets downlow their music?
Off of HiTunes!
Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.
Midget jokes are an example of smalltzy humour. However they are but one item in our wee punnery.
Latest from the celeb rumour mill: Josh Growban wants to stop midget advancement.