Which deceased rapper had a thing for pop divas? Tupac Shakira.
Which deceased rapper once owned a beef ranch? Moo-pack Shakur.
Which deceased rapper couldn’t quite get the buff abs he wanted? ‘Two-pack’ Shakur.
Which deceased rapper designed Shaquille O’Neal’s website? Tupac Shaq-URL.
Which deceased rapper healed the great Iranian leader? Tupac Shah-cure.
Which deceased rapper beat his drug problem? Tupac Shook her.
Which deceased rapper battled Parkinson’s? Tupac Shaker.
Which deceased rapper enjoyed Japanese poetry? Tupac Shaiku-r.
Which deceased rapper was an avant-garde, self-mutilating male prostitute? Tupac Shock-whore.
Which deceased rapper was staunchly opposed to US unilateralism? Group-Act Shakur.
Which deceased rapper would put a pair of Sweet-N-Low’s in every cup of coffee? Two-pack o’ Sugar.
Which deceased rapper enjoyed doodling outlines of sheep? Tupac Chalk-ewer.
Which deceased rapper had a mid-sized economy sedan? Topaz Shakur.
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Why does the deceased rapper’s music always make one less nervous about preparing luggage for a trip? Because – there’s always time Tupac!
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