Dear Pungents, I’ve got a line of jewelery based around vaginas. I’m looking for some puns based around vaginas for my website. Please help as I’m not funny ~Beth, Leeds, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Muff and polish your jewelry.
2. I do like beaver pelts, but not vagina jewels.
3. Diamonds in the muff.
4. Time to go muff diamond.
5. Evulvalution in jewelry.
6. Present it to your loved one in the vulva’d-covered box.

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