Dear Pungents, I need a pun that uses the word nickel, and incorporates the fact that it doesn’t corrode. ~Rhiannon, Calgary, Alberta

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Nickel doesn’t corrode: it’s metal-allergic to rust.
2. I can’t find rust on a nickel using my five centses.
3. Unlike a cowboy, nickel doesn’t corrode into the sunset.

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