Dear Pungents, I need a pun that uses the word nickel, and incorporates the fact that it doesn’t corrode. ~Rhiannon, Calgary, Alberta
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Nickel doesn’t corrode: it’s metal-allergic to rust.
- I can’t find rust on a nickel using my five centses.
- Unlike a cowboy, nickel doesn’t corrode into the sunset.