Lorena Bobbitt proved that the penis not mightier than the sword.… her favourite Bryan Adams song is ‘Cuts like a wife‘… The Bobbitts got divorced – John is currently unattached… When the gym cut off his membership, he kept trying to rejoin… (sorry)
Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.
Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
Andrew from Dugald:
When the circus comes to town and they want to get new people to join their freak show, do they hold Odditions?
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
Portobello mushrooms in the morning is a breakfast of champignons!