Lorena Bobbitt proved that the penis not mightier than the sword.… her favourite Bryan Adams song is ‘Cuts like a wife‘… The Bobbitts got divorced – John is currently unattached… When the gym cut off his membership, he kept trying to rejoin… (sorry)
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
When the circus comes to town and they want to get new people to join their freak show, do they hold Odditions?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Portobello mushrooms in the morning is a breakfast of champignons!
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