Lorena Bobbitt proved that the penis not mightier than the sword.… her favourite Bryan Adams song is ‘Cuts like a wife‘… The Bobbitts got divorced – John is currently unattached… When the gym cut off his membership, he kept trying to rejoin… (sorry)

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Andrew from Dugald:
When the circus comes to town and they want to get new people to join their freak show, do they hold Odditions?

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