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All Puns for November, 2006

11/30/06

Lorena Bobbitt proved that the penis not mightier than the sword.… her favourite Bryan Adams song is ‘Cuts like a wife‘… The Bobbitts got divorced – John is currently unattached… When the gym cut off his membership, he kept trying to rejoin… (sorry)

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11/29/06

Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.

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11/28/06

When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.

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11/27/06

I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.

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11/26/06

Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.

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11/25/06

If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.

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11/24/06

MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.

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11/23/06

Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.

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11/22/06

Andrew from Dugald:
When the circus comes to town and they want to get new people to join their freak show, do they hold Odditions?

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11/22/06

Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?

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