Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
When the circus comes to town and they want to get new people to join their freak show, do they hold Odditions?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Portobello mushrooms in the morning is a breakfast of champignons!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...RESISTANCE IS FERTILE
Dear Pungents, a pun about birth control or contraceptives. ~Andrea, Green Bay, Wisconsin
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Sorry, Andrea, we’re really firing blanks here!”
2) “Does one buy contraception at a condominium?”
3) “Hear about the dyslexic couple who got drunk and tried to conceive while driving? Unfortunately it was a case of IUD.”
4) “What’s a better contraceptive: The Sperminator, or the Great Wall of Vagina? Well, the latter was impregnable“
5) “Do those who work at a sperm bank use the withdrawal method?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
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