Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
When the circus comes to town and they want to get new people to join their freak show, do they hold Odditions?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Portobello mushrooms in the morning is a breakfast of champignons!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...RESISTANCE IS FERTILE
Dear Pungents, a pun about birth control or contraceptives. ~Andrea, Green Bay, Wisconsin
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Sorry, Andrea, we’re really firing blanks here!”
2) “Does one buy contraception at a condominium?”
3) “Hear about the dyslexic couple who got drunk and tried to conceive while driving? Unfortunately it was a case of IUD.”
4) “What’s a better contraceptive: The Sperminator, or the Great Wall of Vagina? Well, the latter was impregnable“
5) “Do those who work at a sperm bank use the withdrawal method?”
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