Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.
Hear about the diet soft drink for Boomers?
Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
Dear Pungents, I need a pun with the words jazz and classical music, something like ‘he’s a jazzical artist’, meaning he plays classical and jazz and also rocks. Thanks. ~Arax, Yerevan, Armenia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Mozzart. Strauzz. Debuzzy: Classical, meet jazz: “
2) “Top of the clazz.”
3) “Jazz + classical: kickassical.”
4) “Choral jazz chanting: the Thelonius Monks?”
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
The Chippewan Indians have a gradual approach.
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
What’s the international language of single people?
I wish I could meat a nice anorexic girl. I recently tried dating someone who is bulimic. But she always wanted to fight. So I said “Ok – throw em up!”