Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the diet soft drink for Boomers?
Empty Nestea.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...JAZZICAL?
Dear Pungents, I need a pun with the words jazz and classical music, something like ‘he’s a jazzical artist’, meaning he plays classical and jazz and also rocks. Thanks. ~Arax, Yerevan, Armenia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Mozzart. Strauzz. Debuzzy: Classical, meet jazz: “
2) “Top of the clazz.”
3) “Jazz + classical: kickassical.”
4) “Choral jazz chanting: the Thelonius Monks?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...The Chippewan Indians have a gradual approach.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I wish I could meat a nice anorexic girl. I recently tried dating someone who is bulimic. But she always wanted to fight. So I said “Ok – throw em up!”
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