Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...JAZZICAL?
Dear Pungents, I need a pun with the words jazz and classical music, something like ‘he’s a jazzical artist’, meaning he plays classical and jazz and also rocks. Thanks. ~Arax, Yerevan, Armenia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Mozzart. Strauzz. Debuzzy: Classical, meet jazz: “
2) “Top of the clazz.”
3) “Jazz + classical: kickassical.”
4) “Choral jazz chanting: the Thelonius Monks?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...The Chippewan Indians have a gradual approach.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
When the government shut down the East Coast fishery after scientists claimed the fish stocks were depleted, many people considered it a fled herring.
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Did ye no hear o’ the scotsman who always lived in the shadow of his elder brother, the famous arctic explorer and master igloo builder? He joined an Eskimo tribe and built his own snow shelter in the hopes of o’ercoming his feelings o’ Ian-‘ad his Quincey.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
What did the wife of the ancient greek writer say when she found he had torn his manuscript to shreds?
“Why Euripides?”
When the detective found another Athenian sailor dead in the water, struck down by his own paddle, he was quick to realize it was another Greek Oar-a-Kill.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
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