Do optometrists clean their teeth?
Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Saddam gained weight in his later years. He was known as the Ba’ath tub.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Slogan for a Dermatologist who can magically make acne vanish: “We’ve got all the ex-zits covered!”
How does Prince Charles invite his wife to use the commode ahead of himself? He simply says: “Camilla, Park yer bowels!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Saddam had one cousin, a punster, who escaped prosecution. His name was Comic-ali, and he sassed the Kurds.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...TETE DU MERDEKA
Dear Pungents, “Malaysia’s 50th Merdeka is so meaningful because…” ~Melissa, Johor Bahru, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “We now enjoy a good Kuala-ty of life.”
2) “We’re all decked with jewelry. That’s why we celebrate in de’ pendants.”
3) “Because a George colony is much less sexy than George Clooney.”
4) “We’ve reached middle Asian we’re having fun!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...ISLAND HIGHLANDS
Dear Pungents, I need a pun for my sister who is doing a master’s in archaeology in the Orkney Islands, Scotland. Her name is Shannon. ~Mike, Halifax, Nova Scotia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Haggis yourself a good time! They’ll be lots of Scottish Shannonigans!”
2) “Careful, I heard those islands are pretty disOrkneyized.”
3) “Those who study arc heel ology are never caught flat footed.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pun-Off Report – note from Pun Gent Pat:
Hey, they finally printed my piece about going to Texas this year (and losing)! The story is in Today’s Post Arts & Life, so please spare 75 cents and buy it, or go here to read. Fun!
See Pat’s full 2007 routine.
Why do women love punsters?
Because they have really big dictionaries.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
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