I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Slogan for a Dermatologist who can magically make acne vanish: “We’ve got all the ex-zits covered!”
How does Prince Charles invite his wife to use the commode ahead of himself? He simply says: “Camilla, Park yer bowels!”
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Dear Pungents, “Malaysia’s 50th Merdeka is so meaningful because…” ~Melissa, Johor Bahru, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “We now enjoy a good Kuala-ty of life.”
2) “We’re all decked with jewelry. That’s why we celebrate in de’ pendants.”
3) “Because a George colony is much less sexy than George Clooney.”
4) “We’ve reached middle Asian we’re having fun!”
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Dear Pungents, I need a pun for my sister who is doing a master’s in archaeology in the Orkney Islands, Scotland. Her name is Shannon. ~Mike, Halifax, Nova Scotia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Haggis yourself a good time! They’ll be lots of Scottish Shannonigans!”
2) “Careful, I heard those islands are pretty disOrkneyized.”
3) “Those who study arc heel ology are never caught flat footed.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If the star of House drove a truck, it would be a huge lorry.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?
Staygosaurus.
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