   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. All Puns for June, 2007Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/30/07
Do optometrists clean their teeth? Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/29/07
I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/28/07
Saddam gained weight in his later years. He was known as the Ba’ath tub. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/27/07
Andrew from Dugald: Slogan for a Dermatologist who can magically make acne vanish: “We’ve got all the ex-zits covered!” How does Prince Charles invite his wife to use the commode ahead of himself? He simply says: “Camilla, Park yer bowels!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/27/07
Saddam had one cousin, a punster, who escaped prosecution. His name was Comic-ali, and he sassed the Kurds. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/26/07
TETE DU MERDEKA Dear Pungents, “Malaysia’s 50th Merdeka is so meaningful because…” ~Melissa, Johor Bahru, Malaysia AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) “We now enjoy a good Kuala-ty of life.” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/26/07
ISLAND HIGHLANDS Dear Pungents, I need a pun for my sister who is doing a master’s in archaeology in the Orkney Islands, Scotland. Her name is Shannon. ~Mike, Halifax, Nova Scotia AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) “Haggis yourself a good time! They’ll be lots of Scottish Shannonigans!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/26/07
Pun-Off Report – note from Pun Gent Pat: Hey, they finally printed my piece about going to Texas this year (and losing)! The story is in Today’s Post Arts & Life, so please spare 75 cents and buy it, or go here to read. Fun! See Pat’s full 2007 routine. Why do women love punsters? Because they have really big dictionaries.  (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/25/07
People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/24/07
My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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