Do optometrists clean their teeth?
Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”
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TETE DU MERDEKA
Dear Pungents, “Malaysia’s 50th Merdeka is so meaningful because…” ~Melissa, Johor Bahru, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “We now enjoy a good Kuala-ty of life.”
2) “We’re all decked with jewelry. That’s why we celebrate in de’ pendants.”
3) “Because a George colony is much less sexy than George Clooney.”
4) “We’ve reached middle Asian we’re having fun!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...ISLAND HIGHLANDS
Dear Pungents, I need a pun for my sister who is doing a master’s in archaeology in the Orkney Islands, Scotland. Her name is Shannon. ~Mike, Halifax, Nova Scotia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Haggis yourself a good time! They’ll be lots of Scottish Shannonigans!”
2) “Careful, I heard those islands are pretty disOrkneyized.”
3) “Those who study arc heel ology are never caught flat footed.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pun-Off Report – note from Pun Gent Pat:
Hey, they finally printed my piece about going to Texas this year (and losing)! The story is in Today’s Post Arts & Life, so please spare 75 cents and buy it, or go here to read. Fun!
See Pat’s full 2007 routine.
Why do women love punsters?
Because they have really big dictionaries.
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