How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.
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(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.
(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Those who take the Old Testament literally tend to have a Moab mentality.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”
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