How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.
The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.
The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.
Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.
Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”
Those who take the Old Testament literally tend to have a Moab mentality.
I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.
I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”