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All Puns for December, 2008

12/31/08

Do chimney sweeps wear soots to work?

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12/30/08

When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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12/28/08

The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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12/27/08

VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/26/08

Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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12/25/08

The Inuit don’t allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
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12/24/08

Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (27 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
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12/23/08

How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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12/22/08

The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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12/21/08

People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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