December, 2008 :: PunGents.com

The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions.

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How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.

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The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.

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After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.

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The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.

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Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy.

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Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.

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When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”

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Those who take the Old Testament literally tend to have a Moab mentality.

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I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.

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