TAKE YOUR BREAST SHOT

Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for a pun to go along with field hockey and breast cancer. We are having a fundraiser and are looking for something funny and catchy that has to do with both. ~Heidi, Watertown, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Women shouldn't get penalized just for crossing the boob line.
  2. Pay attention in the faceoff areola.
  3. The Old Mammo Grammas!
  4. There's no "I" in tumour.
  5. Victory requires a cancerted effort.

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NGOOD TIMES

Dear Pun Gents, anything to do with a charity worker helping out in Africa. Or to do with mercy ships, for a profile title. ~Myra, Auckland, New Zealand

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mercy Beaucoup
  2. Holy Ship!
  3. When All Help Breaks Loose
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BBW SEEKS GOOD TIME

Dear Pun Gents, I need a 'Beach Bachelorette Weekend' t-shirt slogan. ~Rachel, Baltimore, MD

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bachelortourette's Syndrome: Having a F***in' Good Time!
  2. Sugar Rays
  3. Dune Bunnies
  4. BBW Seeks Good Time
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THE NERD DO WELLS

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a state trivia team. Preferably something nerdy, but not so much as laypeople won't understand it. Thanks a lot! ~Tiernan, Lismore, New South Wales, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trebekistan
  2. La Triviata
  3. Know South Wales
  4. Buzzerkers [if you ring in with a buzzer]
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WHAT’S ON THE VENUE TONIGHT?

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a smaller special events venue I want to open—on Main St. in Littleton, CO—cherished family gatherings, etc. Need a clever title—I can only do Hallmark titles. Enjoy a laugh! ~Karen, Littleton, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Tony Little's: It's a Little Tony
  2. Women Are From Venues
  3. Sunny and Cherish
  4. The Main Squeeze

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