Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.
Month: May 2009
Hiring a prostitute has its own etiquette. Be sure follow the pro to call.
TAKE YOUR BREAST SHOT
Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for a pun to go along with field hockey and breast cancer. We are having a fundraiser and are looking for something funny and catchy that has to do with both. ~Heidi, Watertown, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Women shouldn't get penalized just for crossing the boob line.
- Pay attention in the faceoff areola.
- The Old Mammo Grammas!
- There's no "I" in tumour.
- Victory requires a cancerted effort.
NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
NGOOD TIMES
Dear Pun Gents, anything to do with a charity worker helping out in Africa. Or to do with mercy ships, for a profile title. ~Myra, Auckland, New Zealand
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mercy Beaucoup
- Holy Ship!
- When All Help Breaks Loose
BBW SEEKS GOOD TIME
Dear Pun Gents, I need a 'Beach Bachelorette Weekend' t-shirt slogan. ~Rachel, Baltimore, MD
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bachelortourette's Syndrome: Having a F***in' Good Time!
- Sugar Rays
- Dune Bunnies
- BBW Seeks Good Time
THE NERD DO WELLS
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a state trivia team. Preferably something nerdy, but not so much as laypeople won't understand it. Thanks a lot! ~Tiernan, Lismore, New South Wales, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Trebekistan
- La Triviata
- Know South Wales
- Buzzerkers [if you ring in with a buzzer]
WHAT’S ON THE VENUE TONIGHT?
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a smaller special events venue I want to open—on Main St. in Littleton, CO—cherished family gatherings, etc. Need a clever title—I can only do Hallmark titles. Enjoy a laugh! ~Karen, Littleton, CO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Tony Little's: It's a Little Tony
- Women Are From Venues
- Sunny and Cherish
- The Main Squeeze
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Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.