Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
Loading... (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Month: May 2009
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...TAKE YOUR BREAST SHOT
Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for a pun to go along with field hockey and breast cancer. We are having a fundraiser and are looking for something funny and catchy that has to do with both. ~Heidi, Watertown, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Women shouldn't get penalized just for crossing the boob line.
- Pay attention in the faceoff areola.
- The Old Mammo Grammas!
- There's no "I" in tumour.
- Victory requires a cancerted effort.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NGOOD TIMES
Dear Pun Gents, anything to do with a charity worker helping out in Africa. Or to do with mercy ships, for a profile title. ~Myra, Auckland, New Zealand
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mercy Beaucoup
- Holy Ship!
- When All Help Breaks Loose
(Rate This Pun)Loading...BBW SEEKS GOOD TIME
Dear Pun Gents, I need a 'Beach Bachelorette Weekend' t-shirt slogan. ~Rachel, Baltimore, MD
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bachelortourette's Syndrome: Having a F***in' Good Time!
- Sugar Rays
- Dune Bunnies
- BBW Seeks Good Time
(Rate This Pun)Loading...THE NERD DO WELLS
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a state trivia team. Preferably something nerdy, but not so much as laypeople won't understand it. Thanks a lot! ~Tiernan, Lismore, New South Wales, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Trebekistan
- La Triviata
- Know South Wales
- Buzzerkers [if you ring in with a buzzer]
(Rate This Pun)Loading...WHAT’S ON THE VENUE TONIGHT?
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a smaller special events venue I want to open—on Main St. in Littleton, CO—cherished family gatherings, etc. Need a clever title—I can only do Hallmark titles. Enjoy a laugh! ~Karen, Littleton, CO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Tony Little's: It's a Little Tony
- Women Are From Venues
- Sunny and Cherish
- The Main Squeeze
(Rate This Pun)Loading...2009 Pun Off Punniest of Show Routine :: Farts and Terrorism
Pat’s 2009 Pun Off “Punniest of Show” Routine :: Farts and Terrorism
I’ll cut to the cheese: I had a you reeka moment while reading an article in Ass Choir magazine.
It said that though Western peoples are controlling their emissions, there are still vast buildups of natural gas, held in tense grip between belligerent Cheeks in the Mid East.
This has led to methane-ous crimes among Arab arsetalkocracies, including the assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Fartsee people, which has the hole region under a terrible cloud. The stealth bomber let loose in a crowded theatre hot box; it was John Wilts-the-Booth, a has-beans actor, aka Jack the Ripper, who suffocated his victim in the dark.
Since then, nonstop stench warfare: silent-but-deadly rocket blasts (outside the Qatar embarrassee) and the cries of aerate sirens. Ol factories have been odoured shut down for safety. In Krakow meanwhile, Eeeeewww leaders have held nothing in there but talks for days– many high rank officials are holding their noses in response to the colon of doody.
Egyptian statesman Atef Ebeid (Burrito) also scented a strong message: He let one slip recently, boasting “In Egypt, we have ‘toot’ in common. We created the mysterious Sphinx, which baffle the world. Now we have a mighty Force of Air. Let smell-odious trumpets sound! Let the infidels sulphur!”
I’m no Nostrildamus, but my analysis? Throw caulking to the wind, and plug holes in these terrorassts: That would help rectumfy everything before it goes any farter!
Thank you, it’s been a slice.
(33 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Do the ice wine makers of Niagara walk around in their vintner under-vear come January?
When historians look back on the economic meltdown of 2009, they won’t be kind to all these robber baron millionaires. As so many will get verbally tossed on the scrap heap of history, will these future critics create mountains out of moguls?
In some parts of Germany, a medieval attitude still exists towards slavery. In fact there are reports that if you are a small, gnarled little person, you can still be enslaved to work in the garden! Its’ true what they say: a man’s gnome is his vassal.
Title of a play about a group of old geezers who overcome ED with little blue pills: “All swell, that ends swell“. It could be set in the Viagra Penisula (hopefully I’m still a member in good standing).
(Rate This Pun)Loading...‘SACK FLY
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to put on t-shirts for a fundraiser for testicular cancer. It is a father-son baseball game. Players will wear the shirts and we will also sell them to raise money. ~Sarah, Appleton
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Going Going Gonad
- Keep Your Eye on the Ball
- Jock Rockers
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...TREBEK ON THE WAGON
Dear Pun Gents, I'm hosting a 'Jeopardy' meeting for folks in drug and alcohol recovery. I need puns for categories/answers pertaining to alcohol, drugs, recovery, 12-step programs, etc. These people love to laugh, so have fun with this! ~Lou, Spring Hill, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Impotent Potables
- Famous Crack-pots
- Bought the Pharma
- Addictionary Quiz
- Rehabiblical Figures
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...