Did you hear about the epileptic jiggle-o? He was seized as a prostitute, after cruising the spaz scene. I say it’s no one else’s business though: ‘twitch his own.
I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
Do agreebusinesses get along with the community?
Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir
An illegitimate turkey, aka a bastered.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a witty slogan for a retiring boss that somehow includes “Gone Fishin”. ~Aimee, Daytona Beach, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- His employment has been nuked- he’s gone fission.
- Caught and Released: Gone Fishin’,
- Bait to Rest: Gone Fishin’
- Gone Fishin: What a Bassturd!