Month: September 2009

Dear Pun Gents, I need a witty slogan for a retiring boss that somehow includes “Gone Fishin”. ~Aimee, Daytona Beach, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. His employment has been nuked- he’s gone fission.
2. Caught and Released: Gone Fishin’,
3. Bait to Rest: Gone Fishin’
4. Gone Fishin: What a Bassturd!

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Dear Pun Gents, I am taking a group of nurses and student nurses to a children's hospital to play board games with them. I need a name for the project please.  ~Jessia, Summit, MS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Intensive Karaoke
2. ICU! A Game of Hide and Seek.
3. Stretcher Imagination
4. Gurney to the Centre of the Earth

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a good pun name to use as an Internet alias. To give you an idea of what I want, here are a few of the names I've been using:

• Major Disaster
• General Havok
• The Duke of Duchesses
• The Marquis of Marquees

~John, Brownwood

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Dear Pun Gents, my wife and I have been trying to think of an alias for her. She's submitting some pin-up photos of her and our dog to a calendar that benefits dog shelters. Her real first name is: Ashley; Middle name: Christine. She is blonde with green eyes. Any suggestions? ~Fred, Arlington ,TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Daschund Damsel
2. Hot under the Collie
3. Hot dogs, with nice buns!
4. The Green Eyed Blondster

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Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our genetic research engineering team (GRET). ~Hilary, Ann Arbor, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Expect GRET Things
2. The Chromozone
3. Helix the World
4. Slogan: We don’t XY. We just do it.

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Dear Pun Gents, We need a funny/suggestive/witty team name for a washer-pitching contest. ~Logan, Lubbock, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Appliance Science
2. Tossed My Load
3. Spinning Club
4. Cyclepaths

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a veiled chameleon (unsure about whether it’ll be male or female). I’m a complete and total biology nerd, so feel free to be all kinds of nerdy with it! ~Renee, Kent, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Chameflage
2. Mister Hide
3. Chame Milo T[ea]
4. Disguys [if you had two of them]
5. Masquito

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Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a class project at college. Theme: the environment. I’m doing an ad campaign to make people aware of the issues. I feel that using puns would make my posters more appealing. And so I need puns on topics such as global warming, climate change, vandalism, litter, pollution etc. ~Jenna, Manchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Are you illitterate?
2. We should strive for 0% litteracy.
3. Agreen with me yet?
4. I prefer my ice caps frozen.
5. Our future. Let’s planet better.

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Dear Pun Gents, I am in Human Resource Management class and we have to come up with group names. I need of something fun and relevant. Thanks! ~Lisa, Jacksonville, Fla

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Hired Education
2. Menagement: A Fun Office Threesome
3. Hunan Resources [for Chinese labour issues]
4. Job Specs: We See Clearly

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