BAIT ACCOMPLI

Dear Pun Gents, I need a witty slogan for a retiring boss that somehow includes “Gone Fishin”. ~Aimee, Daytona Beach, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. His employment has been nuked- he’s gone fission.
  2. Caught and Released: Gone Fishin’,
  3. Bait to Rest: Gone Fishin’
  4. Gone Fishin: What a Bassturd!
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WARD GAMES

Dear Pun Gents, I am taking a group of nurses and student nurses to a children's hospital to play board games with them. I need a name for the project please.  ~Jessia, Summit, MS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Intensive Karaoke
  2. ICU! A Game of Hide and Seek.
  3. Stretcher Imagination
  4. Gurney to the Centre of the Earth
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ALIASININE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good pun name to use as an Internet alias. To give you an idea of what I want, here are a few of the names I've been using:

  • Major Disaster
  • General Havok
  • The Duke of Duchesses
  • The Marquis of Marquees


~John, Brownwood

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Corporal Pun-ishment
  2. Queen of Meaning
  3. Private Info
  4. My Name is URL
  5. Duke of URL
  6. Twitter and the Monkey Man
  7. Captain Captcha

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