When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
Did you hear about the epileptic jiggle-o? He was seized as a prostitute, after cruising the spaz scene. I say it’s no one else’s business though: ‘twitch his own.
I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
Do agreebusinesses get along with the community?
Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir
It’s free to make a long distance call from the bathroom of a jumbo jet, if you use Sky pee.