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All Puns for September, 2009


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09/30/09

When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.

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09/29/09

Did you hear about the epileptic jiggle-o? He was seized as a prostitute, after cruising the spaz scene. I say it’s no one else’s business though: ‘twitch his own.

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09/28/09

I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.

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09/27/09

We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.

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09/26/09

Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?

Been laddin’.

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09/24/09

Do agreebusinesses get along with the community?

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09/23/09

Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.

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09/22/09

The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’

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09/20/09

Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir

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09/19/09

It’s free to make a long distance call from the bathroom of a jumbo jet, if you use Sky pee.

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