PEP SMEAR

Dear Pun Gents, our band wants to make t-shirts to wear during pep band season (for basketball games, etc). What are some good band puns? Must be school appropriate. ~Kelly, Laramie, WY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Salt and Pep-a
  2. Show off your peps!
  3. Think pepsy
  4. Are you Game?
  5. Band in all 50 states!
  6. Cheer ye, Cheer ye!
  7. Bandaconda
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HAVE SOME FUND WITH IT

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing about various fundraising methods for charities. Any ideas? ~Miles, San Antonio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Non-profit margins
  2. NGOod fundraising strategies
  3. Get your 'char' of the market
  4. Take our advice and all your obstacles to fundraising will receipt.
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The man who could sit for hours in the steam room, outlasting all others, was crowned swelter wait champion of the world. A real tough saunafabitch.

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