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All Puns for November, 2009

11/30/09

I DREAMED I HAD FOUR BALLS…

Dear Pun Gents, a softball pun relating to a dream. ~Brandi, Richmond, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. I must have entered RBI sleep.
  2. I was inning out of sleep.
  3. I dreamed I had four balls.
  4. Slo-pitch can be a real snoozer.
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11/30/09

SEE YOU IN HALOGEN!

Dear Pun Gents, a bromine pun. ~Luke, Roanoke

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bromine: the preferred element of angry black dudes.
  2. I wrote a song to commemorate the discoverer of bromine: it was a touching Balard
  3. Bromine's favourite band? Non-Metallica.
  4. Bromine is cold. Brrr.
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11/30/09

PEP SMEAR

Dear Pun Gents, our band wants to make t-shirts to wear during pep band season (for basketball games, etc). What are some good band puns? Must be school appropriate. ~Kelly, Laramie, WY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Salt and Pep-a
  2. Show off your peps!
  3. Think pepsy
  4. Are you Game?
  5. Band in all 50 states!
  6. Cheer ye, Cheer ye!
  7. Bandaconda
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11/30/09

HAVE SOME FUND WITH IT

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing about various fundraising methods for charities. Any ideas? ~Miles, San Antonio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Non-profit margins
  2. NGOod fundraising strategies
  3. Get your 'char' of the market
  4. Take our advice and all your obstacles to fundraising will receipt.
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11/30/09

BARNEY PUNOFFSKY

Dear Pun Gents, my English class is having a pun-off and I need a team name. ~Cedar, Austin, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Punishers
  2. The Ad Homonym Attack
  3. SWordplay
  4. Punasillyin
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11/30/09

WEAK IN THE NEEDS

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for children in need please. ~Liam, Newport, Wales

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Punny for your Tots?
  2. Youngstars
  3. Get down on your needs
  4. Any help is big when they're small.
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11/30/09

Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?

Six more pun requests fulfilled. Ask us anything!

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11/29/09

Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!

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11/28/09

The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.

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11/27/09

The man who could sit for hours in the steam room, outlasting all others, was crowned swelter wait champion of the world. A real tough saunafabitch.

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