Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Any argument about where to pitch a campsite results in a tent situation.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...One of my legs is actually just a hologram. It give me a rather e-femural sensation.
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