Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
Any argument about where to pitch a campsite results in a tent situation.
I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences.
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.
One of my legs is actually just a hologram. It give me a rather e-femural sensation.