June, 2011 :: PunGents.com

Any argument about where to pitch a campsite results in a tent situation.

(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Birthquake: a woman going into labour.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

The billionaire’s wealth was so unimaginably vast it could only be measured on the rich-turd scale.

(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)