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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for June, 2011

06/30/11

Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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06/29/11

My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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06/28/11

What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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06/27/11

Any argument about where to pitch a campsite results in a tent situation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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06/26/11

The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/25/11

I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/24/11

True or phallus: dildos aren’t real.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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06/23/11

Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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06/22/11

I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/21/11

When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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