June, 2011 :: PunGents.com

I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.

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When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

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The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.

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Birthquake: a woman going into labour.

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The billionaire’s wealth was so unimaginably vast it could only be measured on the rich-turd scale.

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Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!

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I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.

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The comedy about the frozen Persian was quite Farsicle.

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You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.

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