June, 2011 :: PunGents.com

Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

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My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.

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Any argument about where to pitch a campsite results in a tent situation.

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The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.

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I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.

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Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences.

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I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.

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When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

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I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

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