What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
The billionaire’s wealth was so unimaginably vast it could only be measured on the rich-turd scale.
Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
The comedy about the frozen Persian was quite Farsicle.
You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.