What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
The billionaire’s wealth was so unimaginably vast it could only be measured on the rich-turd scale.
Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
The comedy about the frozen Persian was quite Farsicle.