All Puns for June, 2011
06/30/11
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...06/29/11
My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure. (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.  (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/27/11
Any argument about where to pitch a campsite results in a tent situation. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/26/11
The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/25/11
I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/24/11
True or phallus: dildos aren’t real. (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...06/23/11
Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences. (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...06/22/11
I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/21/11
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.” (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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