Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
(7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
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