All Puns for October, 2014
10/31/14
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/30/14
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/29/14
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health. (7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/28/14
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music? (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/27/14
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’ (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/26/14
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/25/14
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/24/14
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’ (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/23/14
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/22/14
Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.” (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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