Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
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I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
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Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
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Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
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During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
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You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
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If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
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Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
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Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
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Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
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