Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”