Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.