Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.
If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent.
We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.