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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for October, 2014

10/31/14

Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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10/30/14

I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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10/29/14

Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/28/14

Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/27/14

During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/26/14

You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/25/14

If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/24/14

Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/23/14

Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.

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10/22/14

Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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