Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.
If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent.
We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.
Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.