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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for April, 2016

04/22/16

YOU COMPETE ME

Dear Pun Gents, We need a name for our joint bachelor & bachelorette party. it will be a field day with bride and groom teams competing in various games. Teams are co-ed and not guys vs girls. ~Tania

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wedding, Steady, Go!
  2. Game, Set & Batchelor
  3. Wedding Bell Lap
  4. Game Marriage
  5. You Compete Me
  6. Victory’s Secret
  7. Say Yes to the Stress
  8. Vows of Revenge
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04/21/16

Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.

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04/20/16

I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.

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04/15/16

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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04/14/16

Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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04/13/16

Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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04/12/16

By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

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04/11/16

Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.

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04/10/16

Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.

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04/09/16

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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