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The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for February, 2017

02/28/17

My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.

As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.

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02/27/17

Soon it will be March, and that’s HVAC season. Time to get my ducts in a row.

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02/26/17

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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02/25/17

Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.

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02/24/17

Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.

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02/23/17

As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.

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02/22/17

Any pun about cloning my sister is sure to be a growin’ her.

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02/21/17

Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!

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02/20/17

When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.

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02/19/17

The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.

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