Soon it will be March, and that’s HVAC season. Time to get my ducts in a row.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.
Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
Any pun about cloning my sister is sure to be a growin’ her.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
There is nothing but hypocritical and sanctimonious talk, typically of a moral, religious, or political nature, under a mere cant I list economy.