Frank from Eldorado:
A horse whisperer whispers to horses. Does it follow, then, that a famous someone from Germany called Ratzinger “zings” to rats?
Ontario liquor-store employees are concerned about rumours the government is planning store closures and layoffs. Said a union spokesman: “We will not stand still! We will not whine and grumble, but gin up our efforts and strike if necessary!” Said a government representative: “They should remember that if they disrupt the supply of alcohol in the middle of a hot summer, instead of sympathy, they’ll get a lot of boos from the public.”