Frank from Eldorado, ON:

From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:

chestnuts: extremely rare anatomical oddity, when the male reproductive glands are located on the upper, frontal part of the torso.
colonize: medical procedure, transplant of lower part of alimentary canal.
masturbates: young male offspring of Lord Bates.
chicanery: cross between a chicken and a canary.

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